Motorbikes and Men

Below is a list put together by a female rider, Sarah Bass of Three Sisters Rally
It is pretty much somewhat lame gender humor but men talks about women comparing to other thing all the time so trying to make it fair here.

I would like a motorcycle over a man as well.

• Your motorbike won’t go riding without you
• You don’t have to wear a sexy French maid costume to ride your motorbike
• You can ride your motorbike as long as you want
• Your motorbike won’t call mother after you ride it
• You can polish a motorbike’s chrome and still ride it long and hard
• You can try out different motorbikes until you find the one that fits
• You can change your motorbike to fit you
• Public stroking is a good thing
• If your motorbike spits, burbs or farts, you can fix it so it doesn’t
• With a motorbike, bald is not a good thing and MUST be changed
• Your motorbike will take you out when you want to go
• Motorbike seat is ALWAYS down
• All your motorbike’s parts have grown up names
• Your motorbike will not trade you in for a younger rider
• Your motorbike doesn’t require any form of flattery after you ride it
• Your motorbike will never get lost because it goes where you tell it to
• You can put your motorbike in pink and it doesn’t affect the ride
• Your motorbike’s gas tank won’t get bigger with age
• Its actually cool when your motorbike leaves skid marks during a burnout
• You can upgrade you motorbikes parts for a better ride and more power
• Your motorbike doesn’t mind carrying your bags
• You will always be on top when riding you motorbike