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Lonely Road

a photography by hofiak

Burn

The Performer

Riding motorcycle makes me grin

Somewhere in Asia

Run Away Bride?

Penny Time

"Penny Time" was invented by me.

A friend of mine had a little daughter who had plumber's butt all the time. I don't know why she had her crack showing a lot, though..maybe the pants' elastic band was getting weak or the pants itself was bit bigger. Well, come to think of it, when the kid is little, you should have tendency to buy bit bigger clothing anyway... The kid is gonna out-grow the clothes pretty quick...

I kept telling her to pull her pants up but she failed to do so often because she was into what she was doing at the time. I got tired of seeing her crack soon so I decided to put a penny in there as I yelled, "Penny Time!!" She was shocked and angry at me at the time, but figured what has happened right away and thought it was funny. After that, every time I see her plumber's butt, all I had to do was saying" Oh! Penny time?", then she would quickly pull her pants up to cover her butt.

Her dad/my friend often did plumber's butt, too. He had bit over-sized Dickie's work pants; every time he bent over, his crack was exposed. The little girl asked me for a penny when her dad's ass crack was right in front of us. Without thinking twice, I gladly handed her one. As she yelled, "Penny Time!!", she slid the penny into the crack like it was a slot machine. Her dad was immediately pissed and yelled back at us with complain. However, we could not stop laughing looking at him all pissed off about the little penny, which made him more angry; more he got pissed, the more we giggled.

The little girl became a fan of "penny time". She started to ask for penny whenever she sees a plumber's butt, regardless of where she was. Yep, she wanted to put a penny in a total stranger's ass crack in a Wal-Mart. I also did many penny times to adult especially when I was drunk. Many guys were very upset when I did that. I don't know why they get pissed off that easy.... Maybe the little boy in them has died already.

The little girl has grown since ( 9 and Half, she said) and I don't have much chance to hang with her anymore. But, every time I see plumber's butt on even a cute lady with a tramp stamp, all I can think about is putting a penny in there and giggle with the little girl.


Say "No!" to crack.

Milla

Machete the movie

It has Linsay Lohan as a nun and Steven Seagal as a fat guy. Sounds like an awesome comedy. I personally like Trejo, DeNiro and Michelle Rodriguez. I will probably enjoy the Hell out of it. Even though it's got Cheech Marin, I believe Seagal is the comedy relief. I made knives and a car base for a proto type figure that came out from a toy company long time ago.

Young Hunter S. Thompson