Once there were three friends - an alcoholic, a chain smoker and a gay.
They made a promise to God that they will stop all their addictions.
The alcoholic will stop drinking, the chain smoker will stop smoking and
the gay guy will turn straight.
One day the three friends walked down the road all longing for their
addictions.
The alcoholic saw a pub along the road and heard the music pumping, he
decided to just go and see how it is.
He eventually took a drink and collapsed (dead).
The two remaining friends walked further down the road, very sad about
their friend's death, they noticed a burning cigarette lying in the
road.
The smoker couldn't resist, but before he could bend to pick it up the
gay told him.....
You do know if u bend for that stompie we both dead
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