"You remove the spring from a wooden or plastic spring clothespin, and insert it between two chopsticks — perhaps with a little grove shaved on the chopstick shank. The result is a pair that is easy to use and requires no life-long skill to pick up grains of rice." - Kevin Kelly
Dear sir, if you can not use those chop sticks as they were intended, please just stick with spoons and forks. Your sad invention is kinda insulting to whole fucking Asian culture. Moreover, picking up grains of rice doesn't require life-long of practice. If you think so, you must have taken years of practice to just jerk off with your hands. Hope your mom helped you to get through your puberty. You obviously are a worse klutz than one of my cats. Good thing that you did not become a surgeon....
Via Book of Joe
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