Best Gift for Buck?

With this cane, Buck would be cooler than Yoda.
This ZAP Cane($103) is an adjustable walking cane, an ultra-bright LED flashlight and a stun gun with 1-million volt charge. All we gotta do is fashion a holster for this bad baby which could resemble rifle holster of WLA on his CB350F, transforming Buck into the Coolest and dangerous Granpa. Don't know if you want it? It is illegal in 8 states! See now strangely you want this cane. Source | Price: $103 | BUY