HUMOR TO START A DAY
DINESH VORA
The sign that you are in love is when you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.
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The difference between the young age and old age is when all your Darling's phone numbers have been replaced with Doctor's phone numbers.
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In the Young age you feel you have infinite life ahead of you and In the Old age you start seeing the end this infinite life.
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The popularity of facebook is exploited on the principle that people are always more interested in other people's life than their own.
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The PRONUNCIATION OF
22 is Twenty Two,
33 is Thirty Three,
44 is Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Then why not
11 as Tenty one
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The purpose of bride and groom wearing each other a garland on wedding is a warning,
"Darling now you are dead".
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A guy who was married to one of the twin sisters was asked "You are married to one of the twin sisters how do you recognize your wife."
The guy answered, "You are right I don't"
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